In Episode 2, we dive deep into the breakout hit of last season - season one of the CW's Riverdale, which Dana watched in two days. Grundie: Why? The drug thing: No, really, why? What's happening with Betty's fingernails? Why did Archie think a music career was a good idea? We cover that plus the Gothic magic that is Thornhill, plus lots of talk about the raw sexuality of Jughead Jones. Girl Who Walks Into a High School Count: 1.