Episode 6 - The OC Pilot

In this week's episode, we watch a classic of our generation, and meet the love of our lives - the one, the only, Seth Cohen. Dana loves it, Ariel feels "meh" about it, and Sandy Cohen's eyebrows are the only thing that matters. Also, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO RACHEL BILSON?! The 2000's are strong with this one. Plus, a message of hope for American Girl Store employees. Girl Who Walks Into a High School Count: None, but again, Seth Cohen, so who cares?

Episode 5 - Famous In Love, Season 1

This week, Ariel takes a bullet for Dana and recaps the entirety of Famous In Love's first season, to Dana's shock and horror. From grabbing people's balls in a crowded restaurant to the insane plot of this "Biggest Series Since Harry Potter" movie, we go through each painful moment of this series so you don't have to! Girl Who Walks Into a High School Count: NONE because they're not in high school, which should've been the first warning sign.

Episode 4 - Twisted

Its Tuesday but we're still launching our first ever Failure Fridays with "Twisted." "Twisted" has everything you need for a great mystery show - unreliable narrators, child murderers, and a dreamboat named Avan Jogia as our lead Rebel Without a Cause. What went wrong? OH SO MANY THINGS. Girl Who Walks Into a High School Count: 2 + 1 Extremely Broody Young Man.

Episode 2 - Riverdale, Season 1

In Episode 2, we dive deep into the breakout hit of last season - season one of the CW's Riverdale, which Dana watched in two days. Grundie: Why? The drug thing: No, really, why? What's happening with Betty's fingernails? Why did Archie think a music career was a good idea? We cover that plus the Gothic magic that is Thornhill, plus lots of talk about the raw sexuality of Jughead Jones. Girl Who Walks Into a High School Count: 1.

Episode 1 - Pretty Little Liars and Teen Wolf

Welcome to the first episode of Girl Walks Into a High School! For our inaugural episode, Ariel and Dana share their two favorite shows right now: Pretty Little Liars and Teen Wolf. Ari doesn't understand A's grammatical choices, and Dana thinks that Scott's coach needs to settle down. A treaty is made over the magic that is Stiles. Girl Who Walks Into a High School Count: lots.